Family secrets

Falling through the crib

Ronda doesn’t move normal anymore
Did you drop her on her head
Changing her mom asked seriously
Because Sandy says you did

We’ll get to the bottom of this she thought
Is it true or is it false
There was no one there but you
And you won’t admit the truth

She just lies there in her crib
And doesn’t move an inch
Much quieter than our kids
Ronda is easy to baby sit

Your aunt accuses: she works with mom
Uncle Den is the spitting image of Mickey Rourke
In White Sands
One of the idols of my youth

With his Chuck Berry records
Collection I look forward to when I baby sit
Who has once become a drunk
Somewhat of a hunk hunting chicks

Like Mick in 9 ½ months
Informing me the nitty gritty.
Sandy said I dropped their kid
But now she’s pregnant again

We’ll see how this one turns out
Oh by the way confirmation is around
The corner you need a sponsor:
Uncle Den or Uncle Dell who do you choose?

Alright Dell prisoner of war
(Dad is captive of chthonic force)
Not the Rodeo drive movie star
From Hawaii cousin Sheri arrives

Writer of children’s stories: I imitate her
Under mom’s ironing board:__
Atrophy was hidden in the family genes.